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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. Because of short size these are very suitable for WhatsApp and Twitter status. Most of us arent stand-up comedians and we dont walk around with a full repertoire of funny jokes to share at parties.

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One-liners from the Twittersphere. This weeks puns and one liners take the form of Twitter Jokes. Twitter started as a way to tell the world what you had for breakfast or what coffee shop youre sitting in and other really important stuff.

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11164 likes 8 talking about this. Commit them to memory and youll have your friends laughing so hard they wont even remember why the conversation had lagged in the first place. One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats.

Thats why its helpful to have a good one-liner in your back pocket.

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