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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it Bill Gates 2.

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And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. Dark humor love quotes.
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. 14 Funny Running Quotes Long distance running is 90 mental and the other half is physical Rich Hall If you see me collapse pause my Garmin Unknown How do you know if someone ran a marathon. Sometimes simply observing daily life provides enough funny quotes to make you laugh.
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No man goes before his timeunless the boss. Coffee is a language itselfJackie Chan. Gardening requires lots of water most of it in the form of perspiration.
Rice is great when youre hungry and you want 2000 of something. 50 Funny Dark Humor Jokes For Anyone Who Needs A Twisted Laugh There was nothing further in which to believe that made the prospect of feeling worthwhile. There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman.
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Dont worry theyll tell you Jimmy Fallon If you start to feel good during an ultra dont worry you will get over it. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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